{"product_id":"im-done-rushing-my-life-sloth-shirt","title":"Sloth “I’m Done Rushing My Life” Comfort Colors Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAt some point, you realize you’ve been rushing just because everything around you is.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd you’re done.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment-dyed sloth T-shirt was made for anyone ready to stop treating their own life like a deadline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original illustration shows a relaxed sloth hanging from a branch, eyes closed and warm cup in hand, beneath the words \u003cstrong\u003e“I’m Done Rushing My Life.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a little irony in a sloth announcing that it is done rushing—as if it ever was—but that is exactly what makes the message feel funny, honest, and instantly relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton, this relaxed unisex tee has a soft-washed, lived-in feel from the first wear. 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