{"product_id":"products-i-dont-even-know-why-im-rushing-snail-shirt","title":"Snail “I Don’t Even Know Why I’m Rushing” Comfort Colors Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHave you ever caught yourself rushing and suddenly thought:\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Wait… why am I even in a hurry?”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment-dyed snail T-shirt was made for busy minds, overthinkers, recovering perfectionists, and anyone learning that not every moment needs to feel urgent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe original illustration features a worried snail checking its watch while trying to move faster than nature ever intended. The joke is simple: even the slowest creature has somehow been pulled into hustle mode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIt is funny because it feels uncomfortably familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMade from heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton, this relaxed unisex tee has a soft-washed, lived-in feel from the first wear. Reach for it on coffee runs, casual weekends, quiet mornings, road trips, or the days when you need a reminder to stop racing against an imaginary clock.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNot everything deserves your urgency.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Slow Living Club collection—pieces for people making more room for calm, presence, and a life that feels like their own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you’ll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOriginal, emotionally relatable snail illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eGarment-dyed for soft color and a lived-in texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk during the garment-dyeing process\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTubular construction with no side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for added durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAvailable in sizes S–3XL, subject to availability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed unisex fit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your usual size for an easy everyday fit. 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