{"product_id":"unavailable-for-fake-urgency-opossum-comfort-colors-tee","title":"Unavailable for Fake Urgency Opossum Comfort Colors Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSomeone else’s urgency does not automatically become your emergency.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou are allowed to pause, assess, and respond on your own time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment-dyed opossum T-shirt was made for anyone setting healthier boundaries, stepping away from hustle culture, silencing unnecessary notifications, or learning that every request does not require an immediate response.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original vintage-inspired illustration features an unbothered opossum holding a steaming drink and displaying a phone set to silent mode beneath the words \u003cstrong\u003e“Unavailable for Fake Urgency.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a little dry humor in how confidently the opossum has made itself unavailable—as if it has finally realized that a dramatic message, an arbitrary deadline, or someone else’s poor planning does not require it to abandon its peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe detailed engraved-style artwork and bold lettering give the design the feel of a well-worn vintage graphic, while the phone and silent-mode detail bring the message directly into modern life: not every notification deserves access to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton, this relaxed unisex tee has a soft-washed, lived-in feel from the first wear. 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