{"product_id":"wait-why-am-i-running-snail-comfort-colors-tee","title":"Wait... Why Am I Running? Snail Comfort Colors Tee","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSometimes the first step toward slowing down is realizing you never needed to be running.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEspecially when no one can explain what the hurry was for.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment-dyed snail T-shirt was made for anyone unlearning urgency, stepping away from hustle culture, questioning unnecessary pressure, or simply wondering why life started feeling like a race in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe original vintage-inspired illustration features a wide-eyed snail comically running beneath the words \u003cstrong\u003e“Wait... Why Am I Running?”\u003c\/strong\u003e with the perfectly unresolved answer: \u003cstrong\u003e“Still Don’t Have an Answer.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is a little dry humor in the contradiction—a creature famous for moving slowly suddenly sprinting as if something urgent is happening, only to realize it has absolutely no idea why.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe playful running pose, expressive face, and engraved-style details turn a familiar feeling into something wearable: sometimes we rush simply because rushing became the default, not because the moment actually requires it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from heavyweight Comfort Colors cotton, this relaxed unisex tee has a soft-washed, lived-in feel from the first wear. 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